Braking nooze

There is news aplenty (much of it breaking/broken)

• The Aussie now doesn't want to break up with Eenglish
  
• He has now been offered a better-paid job than mine (bastard)
• He is 23 (double bastard)
  
• My MacBook Pro's Le Bag 17" Pro and wireless mouse arrived on Wednesday
• My MacBook Pro did not. Nor has it yet.
• I know exactly when it'll arrive: Monday. For why? I'll be in Manchester, that's why.
• Neilo is currently off til Mallorca with Scott Dot and Company
• It is Hazel's birthday BBQ tomorrow night (brace yourselves)
• I have no money, but I have appeased Orange for the time being
• The Plan B was MOT'd last week and Mum helped out with the cost, seeing as it's going to Youngest in about a month
  
• It looks like I'll be able to make Mr Dr Bridger's stag and wedding dos. But let's be wary about the second event, as my life needs careful holding of the reins at the moment
• I spent most of yesterday homesick. For the first time in a very long time.
• Today is nice
• FIN