Tuesday, 21 March 2006

Jagwatch

An e-mail to the Whillock:

Jagwatch's Tuesday report

(Synopsis: successful)


12:28 JDT (Jaguar Dashboard Time)

entered XJS


12:29 JDT
Turned ignition. Immediately realised the extent of the stalling problem and applied foot a bit more readily to the accelerator (or whatever they call it in automatic land) and cheerfully failed to drive into the wall. Sat with a cup of tea and read some e-mails I'd printed out.

12:33 JDT
Decided that you can't have the car back when you return as I've just found the world's most perfect thinking spot.

12:35 JDT
Resolved to buy a pipe and some loose tobacco.

12:39 JDT
Ceased thinking, turned ignition off, and dismounted from XJS.
--
dave

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