Seriousness Avoidance

Evidently, so much is happening in my life at the moment that I'm avoiding it by talking of such minor things as fish-flavoured chocolate cake.

In brief, I need to update on:

1. The trip to J-land
2. The big J-land possibility (increasingly certain)
3. Neilo's had job news
   
4. Age moves his stuff in today, and is staying at Aggy tonight
5. Eenglish has mooted a drinking night. This scares me. Anyway, he's banned...
   
6. I tidied my room lastnight (well, carried out the first stage of what I think will be a four-stage process)
7. I'm not doing any work today
8. PAL's security shite disabled my shiny new PHP success lastnight (led to some grumpiness)
9. The Cullybackey man is in Hawai'i
10. I've told the Cullybackey man about the J-land thing
11. I still have no mobile contact with the outside world (slowly doing my head in)
12. Think that's it.