Consider the titles now (mostly) updated. I still have to edit things like apostrophes, but that's got to be a detail.

Latest James news (not that there's been any on here, shamefully) is that he's got a mobile, but texting trans-atlantic seems to be distinctly not working. Cocked-up codes? Who knows...

I'm off home now, though. May as well be the master of my own hours for a couple of days.